Name: Ken
Gender: Sexy Male
Occupation: #1 Upseller in the Universe
Race: Caucasian
Age: 28
Relationship Status: Involved (with Blarbie)
Schools: University of Upselling, ITT Tech, and Bible camp
Favorite Food: Hot Pockets. They're like really healthy...
Favorite Cocktail: Shirley Temple with the little umbrella thingy
Quote to live by: Woot woot!
Hobbies: Upselling, learning how to upsell better, finding new ways to wear camouflage, smiling with his eyes, and doing word searches with themes
Celebrity Crush: A tie between Cloris Leachman and Helen Mirren
Bad Habit: Referencing himself in third person (ex: Ken loves to upsell. Ken thinks Blarbie is smokin' hot and vintage.)
Dream Vacation: To travel outside the country. Like... New Mexico.
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