Monday, March 30, 2009

Shield of Germophobic Armor


This was built in order to protect us all from those who have fucking disgusting coughs, sneezes that make us snap, and nose blowings that make us want to runaway. This sheild was built in order to deliver us from a germy ass evil. This shield was built in order to block nasty ass people who don't know how to keep their germs to themselves. The shield can be worn by any and all who need it. From the nasty classmate, to the sickly co-worker, or the dirty little one who doesn't seem to know any better... The answer? The shield. As you place the shield around your neck, you must chant 3 times: Num-yo-ho-ran-ny-quil.

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