Sunday, April 5, 2009

Halt, Who Goes There?: Bonus Profile



Name: Sexyback

Gender: Effin Sexy Male

Occupation: Back sexifier, Ex-War Veteran, Aspiring Hollywood Superstar, Sales Representative

Race: Whafrican American

Age: 21. Forever 21.

Status: Wanting someone to love me for my mind and not my body. In the process of "testing" new applicants.

Schools: Performing School of Arts in Cabo San Lucas, Julliard (for like a half semester), George Washington Elementary School, and various boot camps across the country

Favorite Food: Anything to maintain this body

Favorite Cocktail: Strawberry Mango Bellini with a touch of Limoncello and a Lime garnish

Quote To Live By: "Cash rules everything around me, cream get da money. Dollah dolla bills, y'all."

Hobbies: Swimming (so people can see my sexyback), pole dancing, push-ups, breakdancing, running obstable courses, putting 3-D puzzles together, practicing my lines, writing gangster communist sonnets in iambic pentameter

Celebrity Crush: Coco ( if unknown, Google: Ice-T's wife)

Bad Habit: Flexing until it hurts

Dream Vacation: Tie between Hollywood and Iraq

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