
Name: Sexyback
Gender: Effin Sexy Male
Occupation: Back sexifier, Ex-War Veteran, Aspiring Hollywood Superstar, Sales Representative
Race: Whafrican American
Age: 21. Forever 21.
Status: Wanting someone to love me for my mind and not my body. In the process of "testing" new applicants.
Schools: Performing School of Arts in Cabo San Lucas, Julliard (for like a half semester), George Washington Elementary School, and various boot camps across the country
Favorite Food: Anything to maintain this body
Favorite Cocktail: Strawberry Mango Bellini with a touch of Limoncello and a Lime garnish
Quote To Live By: "Cash rules everything around me, cream get da money. Dollah dolla bills, y'all."
Hobbies: Swimming (so people can see my sexyback), pole dancing, push-ups, breakdancing, running obstable courses, putting 3-D puzzles together, practicing my lines, writing gangster communist sonnets in iambic pentameter
Celebrity Crush: Coco ( if unknown, Google: Ice-T's wife)
Bad Habit: Flexing until it hurts
Dream Vacation: Tie between Hollywood and Iraq
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