Elimination One

This weeks elimination was a difficult one. The panel this week consisted of Mischief, Tyra and a very very special judge, Nanna Mischief, a woman who won't take crap from any of the contestants. At panel, CQ walked in and before anyone could speak, she gave her "resignation". She told the panel that she has no energy to do what is expected of her and then went on to insult her competition. Tyra did not take this kindly and yelled for CQ to leave. As she walked out, Nanna Mischief reminded CQ that she wasn't worth the panels' time in the first place.

Tyra pointed out that Blarbie's ensemble was fierce and that she was the only one in the group to really embrace the project and show off her accomplishment. Nanna Mischief thought that she took something from the past and really made it relevant. Gressence was complimented on the authenticity of her look and was told that one day, not quite yet, but one day she would make a good leader. Mischief and Nanna Mischief tried hard not to cough as Gressence stood uncomfortably close to the panel to thank them for their support. Nanna Mischief asked Gressence what horrid perfume she was wearing and said she needed to make a note of it incase anyone ever bought her such a "damn stinkin' poison". Gressence started to cry, but held her head up as she walked back to the group. SWF was called up next.

SWF was questioned about her motivation for the outfit she wore during this elimination. Where did she think she was, the Kentucky Derby? Nanna Mischief told her that she needs to lose that pregnant frisbee on the top of her head. SWF was told that he outfit for the challenge was surprising given her white trash roots and the judges agreed that they hope to see more of this type of innovation in the future. Mischief warned SWF that she needs to be a little less of a trollop. Flirting with another woman's man, especially in front of her face is not acceptible and if she continues such behavior in the future, she could pay the price. Nanna Mischief noted that SWF might be paying the price at this very moment and then nonchalantly pointed at SWF's bulging belly.

Frazzle slowly glided towards the panel. All judges agreed that he look was very strong but that her attitude may be what's holding her back. Nanna Mischief then asked Frazzle what she's been smoking and asked her to meet her after the elimination was over. Frazzle claimed this was her natural state, but as she walked away she gave a little nod to Nanna Mischief.

Ken was called up next and all of the judges were very disappointed by the outfit he decided to wear to panel. Afterall, with the exception of a new hat, this is the same outfit he wore when being introduced to Tyra. Ken had to be told three times that wearing the same clothes more than once is unacceptable and Nanna Mischief pointed out that Ken might be "as dumb as a rock".

Lastly, CrayZ was called up to the panel and the judges automatically asked him why he did not change his clothes since the panel a week ago. CrayZ answered that he felt more comfortable blending into the crowd (at which time both Mischief and Nanna Mischief started laughing as both realized that crazy ass man can never blend in). CrayZ then approached Tyra and told her that he really wanted to have a special kind of relationship with her, one where she can "punch me in the face while we do the dirty". This made Tyra quite uncomfortable. This made Nanna Mischief ask CrayZ what the hell is wrong with him. CrayZ then got closer to Tyra and told her that she is the only woman for him and that he wants to take her home with him and force her to have his babies. Tyra began to run and Mischief and Nanna Mischief began beating the crap our of CrayZ until the police arrived.

• Blarbie was the challenge winner.
• CQ left on her own and no one tried to stop her.
• CrayZ was eliminated and arrested and taken to the hospital for a number of broken bones and contusions.
• Mischief and Nanna Mischief shared a drink before Nanna Mischief took off.

..... It is believed she may have met up with Frazzle, but there is no evidence...